The kid screamed as he got thrown out of the window, but incredibly, he slowly drifted down to earth instead of plummeting to his death. Then he made a huge smile. As if instead of getting pushed out of a window by his teacher, he was told he won a million dollars. The next person went. I was very nervous when it was finally my turn, but my teacher didn’t hesitate as she tossed me out the window.
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1. We get an Interesting Introduction
The class was buzzing. We were getting a new teacher. (Our old teacher left when we nearly set her hair on fire) All of a sudden a voice called out, “Class, please quiet down”. We all turned around to see a middle aged lady; her hair was black and straight. I wondered when she walked in.
“Does anyone have a paperclip”, she asked?
I was surprised by her question, but I raised my hand along with eight other kids. Then she pulled out a 20′ long chain of paperclips from her purse. She gathered the paperclips and attached them to the end of the chain. Then, she got out tape, and in a zig-zagged manner, taped it to the sides of the classroom door. Then out came six nails and a hammer.
We were all very confused when she started hammering the nails where the tape was.
“Excuse me miss, why are you doing that?”, a girl named Vivian asked.
“To keep teachers out”, answered the teacher.
“But, you’re a teacher”, someone else said.
Then she smiled, put on a wig and a mustache. “Now am I a teacher?”, she asked.
Then she told us it was time to learn. But, instead of asking us to take out our textbooks, she pulled out 21 pairs of wing-parachute-looking things. She showed us how to put them on and then told us to line up in front of the window.
She walked back and forth in front of the line until everyone had one on. Then she pushed the first person in line out the window!
Sinking
It was another morning which meant another day of staying inside. I turned my back to the sun and groaned. ” Wake up!” yelled my little brother, ketchup “why?” I moaned. “because someones trying a new invention to stop the ground from sucking us up!” he said brightly “ketchup,we’ve had this problem for hundreds of years why do you think a few pieces of scrap metal glued together would make a difference?”I asked. ” Well for hundreds of years no one was named ketchup then I got named ketchup and that made a difference.” He had a point. “But that’s not the same.” I insisted. He just ignored me and started drawing. It felt a little stuffy ,so I opened the window closest to Ketchup. A sudden gust of wind blew the drawing out the window. Ketchup ran out the front door to catch it. “Stop!” I yelled, but it was to late,Ketchup was stuck to the ground and sinking fast. Then I ran out side and pulled his arm to stop him from sinking miraculously he started rising, the ground pulled away from his feet and there we were,standing not sinking in the never before used road. I knew things were changing.
To be continued…